found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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