They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
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On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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