hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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