my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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