yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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