i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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