I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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