But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
