I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
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Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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