Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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