Betty ford says i'm here all night
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
people are starting to question the shark bite story
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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