I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
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Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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