The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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