No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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