Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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