I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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