so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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