weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I want her autograph on my taint
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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