Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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