i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
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The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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