i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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