Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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