I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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