Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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