I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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