Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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