so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
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I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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