I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
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I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.