I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
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...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....