Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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