Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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