She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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