HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Barsexuality is the new black.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
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I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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