I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
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