I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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