He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
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You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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