I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
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Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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