Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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