doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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