Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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