I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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