I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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