There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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