i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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