i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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