does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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