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• (805): View more from California

  IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!

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  A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?

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  CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.

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  You fucker.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..

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• (941): View more from Florida

  BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition

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