I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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