can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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