Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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