Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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