but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
he was CRYING into my vagina
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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