420 ftw
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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