I think I am morally bankrupt
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Randomize
