so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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