What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
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After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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