goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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